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Kenzie

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Date: 10:59 02/27 2008

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A young Jamaican man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Jamaica on a
vacation for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for
the loan, so the Jamaican man hands over the keys to a new BMW 740i. The car
is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Jamaican produces the
title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car
as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Jamaican
for using a $80,000 BMW as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of
the bank then drives the BMW into the bank's underground garage and parks it
there.

Two weeks later, the Jamaican man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
successful business man. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"

The Jamaican replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

The bank employees watch as he pulls out of the garage, windows down and
sunroof open. The music was blasting from his car as he pulled away, "We run
things, things no run we, everything we do, it done properly."

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Date: 11:04 02/27 2008

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lol a wha do dem Jamaicans r smarter dan dat __________________

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Date: 11:09 02/27 2008

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lol, true __________________

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Date: 23:42 02/28 2008

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Date: 23:42 02/28 2008

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Date: 23:43 02/28 2008

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