Name: Deportee Dread Ama Baka Yaad from Farin
Age: I man no count birtday
Date of birth: Mi sey Rasta noh deal wid dem tings mon
Address: Uppa di hills a Wesmorlan
Tel No: I man no participate in di Babylon system
Marital Status: Single married
No. of children: I an I hav nuff common law wit 21 lickle soljas a run roun' di island
Occupation: Sell Jelly coconut pan Spanish town road and gunja outta mi kitchen winda
Company name: I man nuh keep company, yuh nuh seeit
Present position: Mi like di lizard lap position, but mi open to any adda position.
Average monthly income: Depends pan di season n' di demands fi di weed, sometimes business slow an ting.
Credit reference: Mor' Fyah!!! I man no deal wit credit... strictly up front dollas a do it.
Unsecured overdraft limit: Chat H'english... . A wha di ra** dat mean?
Secured overdraft limit: Mi seh yuh fi chat English.
Personal loan amount: Tony owe mi bout 40gran... a gwine buss im claut when mi buck im up... watch mi an im.
Monthly payment: Ask Tony...cause a monts now mi nuh si not a cent fram im.
No. of payments outstanding: Yuh def!! Mi sey Tony nuh gi mi back mi money so all a it outstanding! !!
Mortgage loan amount: Mi nah pay mortgage fi mi zinc shed.... is I man buil'dat.
Monthly payment: Yuh come back a ask di same foolishness.
No. of monthly payment outstanding: Is wha' do dis ooman? MI SEY TONY NUH PAY MI YET!!!

This interview is over~~~ Application for Loan~~~~DENIED
GOH WEH!!!... unu hypocrite and sadomite unu!!!