Little Billy Lara was at school one morning when the teacher asked all
the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, company
CEO, etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a
cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took Little
Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for the West Indies, but I was just
too embarra**ed to say."