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Topic: Jamaican Girl's Letter to Santa

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steppz

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Date: 15:31 02/17 2008

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Dear Santa, I know you probably wondering why I writing yuh one day after Christmas but after opening mi present dem yestiday, I just had was to write yuh. Santa, mi was a very good girl all year round. Mi listen to mi madda when she talk to mi and mi help out wid di chores dem round de house. Mi even help di neighba pickney dem do fi dem chores tuh. One day mi all help out di old craes Mr. George, the blind an cripple one, cra the road when di odda children dem just ah watch him an dida tek gamble pon what kind of cyar did ah go lick him dung. Santa, dem just lef him deh fi dead, but mi help him out. Santa mi studied real hard in school this year, so hard till mi all come fuss inna di class. Mi mek it mi duty to be nice and not naughty Santa. Mi was so good. Ah real good girl Santa. Santa when mi write mi Christmas list to yuh dis year, mi ask yuh fi a Barbie princess doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computer game, ah cyabbage patch doll and ah monopoly game. So Santa, how the lahd claat after reading mi list yuh leave under di Christmas tree ah phukking light up yo-yo, one plastic tea-cup set and ah phukking no name dolly dat look like she have polio and ah dead from AIDS? Santa is either yuh blind or yuh cyah lahd claat read!!! Every year mi say mi woulda stop believing in yuh and like ah dyam fool mi always give yuh ah next chance, but not ah phukking-gain, yuh hear mi Santa? Not a lahdclaat. Yuh hear whe mi sah Santa? Yuh phukking fat red ra** yuh. Yuh see all nex year, yuh betta dont try squeeze yuh big fat batty thru mi louvres dem, because Santa mi swear mi going phukk yuh up. It going to be mi, yuh and dis sharp lahd claat knife, so mi can jukk yuh inna yuh belly. Yuh hear mi sah? Mi ah go stab up yuh lahdcaat. Imagine, yuh give that likkle cock eye gyal Sally from cra** di road everything that she ax fah. So much so dat she all nuh have nuh room fi walk round har house. Yuh see all nex year Santa, mi will be back to mi good old self. Dat's right Santa. Mi naar go giv mi madda nuh trouble or cause nuh havoc roun'ere . And Santa, a goin wait pon you patiently ... mi goin wait pon yuh paitently with ah big lahd claat rock stone fi yuh backside. And den when yuh and dem blasted reindeer dat favour some dyam oversize goat wid tree branch ah grow otta dem head top, com ho-ho hoing down pon I old rusty zinc nex Christmas ... BOOP!!!!! Is one ra** lick inna yuh lahd claat head. Santa mi goin' done yuh lahd claat, Memba dat yuh hear Santa. Try Memba dat!! Love Likkle Keisha

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Date: 15:44 02/17 2008

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SANTA.. fk NEX CHRISTMAS da gurl vex no rassssss how santa sen tha gurl .....,.<>a ah phukking no name dolly dat look like she have polio and ah dead from AIDS? __________________ If u dont like my opinion/topic/comment I still dont Gave a F*** . the virgin islands lock the Xfactor for 2011

jamaican5star

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Date: 15:49 02/17 2008

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She ago PHUCK up Santa Star!!! LMAO lol lol __________________ Trademarksound.imeem.com

steppz

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Date: 17:28 02/17 2008

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And den when yuh and dem blasted reindeer dat favour some dyam oversize goat wid tree branch ah grow otta dem head top, com ho-ho hoing down pon I old rusty zinc nex Christmas ... BOOP!!!!! Is one ra** lick inna yuh lahd claat head. ovasize goat lol __________________ <<The only order MALE+FEMALE

DJ Romeo

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Date: 17:41 02/17 2008

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lol __________________ Utmost for the highest

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Date: 17:44 02/17 2008

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Santa get fk Jamaica Gyal cross __________________ We Are Anonymous, We Are Legion, We Do Not Forgive, We Do Not Forget and always Expect us**.