Three men were on a trip in Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 gorgeous women. The men started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik walked in.

I am the master of all these beautiful women. No one else can touch them except for me. You three men must pay dearly for what you have done today. The three of you will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession.

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. Im a police officer, says the first man. Then we will shoot your penis off!, said the sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. Im a fireman, said the second man. Then we shall burn your penis off!, said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man, And you, what do you do for a living? The third man answered, with an ear to ear grin, Im a lollipop salesman!