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10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends

1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
10. Computers never, EVER gets a period.


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muahahahah. dat bad!!

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well.....

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u cyaah push yuh ting inna computer socket

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FUKRY

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#5 ah di only funny 1 to me

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#6 LMAO...

I can give 1 reason why the womans better... vagina

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well even tho u say it's a good girlfriend u naw give it no phuck memba bout dat so it can never b a good girl friend

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#6 lol loll

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YES...YES...DATS WHY MI HAVE 5...NO MONOCOMPUTAGONY!

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Hahaha...u should add that computers cant get pregnant!!!!

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