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A man has 4 different types of girls..
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1. Wifey
 2. Baby Girl
 3. Side Piece
 4. Jump Off
 
1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY  IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat  on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if
he  gets caught or f**ks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.  Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day.   Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection... which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece. 
 
2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very  active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey,  but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time
every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is incase Wifey really really f**ks up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece.  Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey, and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other.  Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.
 
3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures i.e. she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3some or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her  friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one Side Piece, they usually know each  other somehow...we kinda think there is a sidepiece network. com or something. Try to keep your Side Piece count below 4 if possible. 
 
4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and Side Piece is with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no  problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey  (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.



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yea adi baby girl type a girl dem me like coz wen dem c u n u b dem kno how to behave an dem person is jus righte

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lol had wifey, baby girl, and side piece... tried my best to avoid the jump off...she is always drama

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Fascinating concept.

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lol when wifey find out bout baby girl witch im sure she will wifey goneeeeeeeeeeeee lol

lmfao @ this

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littlemisslinkz wa type a role u a play



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what do u think ???

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Wifey

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tel mi no baby


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no 1

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u seriouse


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can't deal wid all that drama, settle wid mi wifie

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Haha... di jump off dem a drama

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wifey to old to think bout rest get names mixed up!

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hmmmm

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lol lol ... some a this a tru

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i rate it

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mad

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