A young wife, who was becoming frusrated with her young husbands'constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of  

their marriage.  

While

getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are  

leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am  

coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."  

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.  

Upon returning home, she glances at the refigerator and notices that her note hasbeen replaced with a note from her husband that

reads,  

"Baby, I didnt' realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.  

I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.  

1. TUESDAY  

2. THURSDAY  

3. TODAY  

4. TONIGHT  

5.TOMORROW  

6. TATURDAY  

7. TUNDAY  

8. Every Tucking Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

P.S. I love you too, and it's still TODAY, I'm waiting for you upstairs."