So president Bush decides to vist Galager Elementary one day and randomly chooses a class. He walks in and finds tthe teacher teaching about word meanings. She asks him to explain the word tragedy. So he asks them the meaning of tragedy. Jim answers, "If I'm on a farm with a friend and a tractor kills us, that would be a tragedy." Bush answered, "No, that would be an accident." Then Sue stood and said, "If a bus full of my friends drives of the edge of a cliff, that would be a tragedy." Bush answered, "No, that would be a great loss." So Bush goes around the class, but there are no more answers. Finally, Little Johnny sitting in the corner says, "If an air force plane carrying you and your wife is hit with a 'friendly fire' missile, that would be a tragedy." Bush replied, "Yes. Can you tell me why its a tragedy." Johnny replies smartly, "Because it wouldn't be an accident and it wouldn't be a f**king great loss either."