A blind man applies for a job as a wood inspector at a local saw mill. The manager calls the blind man in for an interview and asks him how he expects to do his job if he cant see. The blind man assures the manager that he can do it all by smell. "Just test me!" he says ... "I can sniff any wood and tell you exactly what it is." The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "Thats a good piece of pine." "Correct, says the manager, now try this one." "Thats a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager. With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He gets his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused, says the blind man, Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man then smiles and says, "Oh, you thought you could fool me didnt you? But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. Its the s**t-house door off an old tuna boat!"