Don't Disgrace the Family> >Date: Sat, 1 Sep 2007 18:34:54 -0400> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Don't Disgrace the Family> >A young girl was going on a date.> >Her grandmother said, 'Sit here and let me tell you about young boys.> >He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let > >him do that.> >He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that, but > >don't let him do that.> >But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his > >way with you.> >You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the > >family.'> >With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.> >The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had > >predicted.> >'Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace our family.> >When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS > >family..'> >Granny fainted!>