Guy Who Just Doesn't Get It: Oh, hey! What are you up to? Hot Chick: Oh, you know, nothing much. I just have two hours to kill until my next class. GWJDGI: Wow, that's weird. Me too! HC: I don't know what I'm going to do for all that time... GWJDGI: Well, good luck finding something. (Walks away whistling)
Girl: I had fun tonight. GWJDGI: Yeah, me too. Girl: A lot of fun... GWJDGI: I wish the night didn't have to end. Girl: Maybe it doesn't... (Winks) GWJDGI: Yeah, well, I mean, this is the door to your apartment. How much further could it go? (laughs) Girl: Um... do... do you wanna come in for coffee? GWJDGI: Oh, um... well... It's like midnight. If I have coffee now I won't sleep all night. Girl: Maybe we could find something to do besides sleep. (coy look) GWJDGI: Probably not. I mean, it's night time. That's when people sleep. Girl:Oh...I meant... GWJDGI: Lates! (Walks away whistling)
Girl: Night, sugar. GWJDGI: That sounds like a metal band. (Screechy metal voice) GRANDMOTHER WHAT WAS IT LIIIIIIIIKE??? Girl: Does it still sound like that if it's whispered breathily into your ear? GWJDGI: No. Girl: Good. GWJDGI: That would probably sound gay. (Walks away whistling)