A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The
> >> father
> >> answers: "Well son, I guess one day
> >> you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together
> >> in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your
> >> Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a secluded room,
> >> where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as
> >> I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used
> >> a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
> >> months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
> >> You got Male