01. Look at the size of his putter. 02. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 03. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 04. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 05. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 06. Lift your head and spread your legs. 07. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 08. Just turn your back and drop it. 09. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.