WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

 
 
HE:     Can I buy you a drink?
SHE:  Actually I'd rather have the money

HE:     I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE:  I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
 
HE:     Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE:   Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
 
HE:     How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE:  I must've been given your share.
 
HE:     Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE:  Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
 
HE:     Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE:  And your face must turn a few stomachs!
 
HE:     Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE:  Okay, get out.
 
HE:     I think I could make you very happy.
SHE:  Why? Are you leaving?
 
HE:    What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE:  Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.   
 
HE:     Can I have your name?
SHE:   Why? Don't you already have one?
 
HE:     Shall we go see a movie?
SHE:   I've already seen it.
 
HE:     Where have you been all my life?
SHE:  Hiding from you.
 
HE:      Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE:   Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
 
HE:      Is this seat empty?
SHE:   Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
 
HE:     So, what do you do for a living?
SHE:   I'm a female impersonator.
 
HE:     Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE:   Do not enter.
 
HE:     Your body is like a temple.
SHE:   Sorry, there are no services today.
 
HE:     If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE:  If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
 
HE:     Where have you been all my life?
SHE:   Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.