This guy goes and buys himself a new motorcycle. The dealer gives him a lil tip "when it rains put some vasiline on the leather seat 2 keep it from cracking" he says. > > Dat nite the guy was going to meet his girls parents for the 1st time. As he pulls up to the house he is greeted by his girlfriend who tells him "One thing I forgot to tell u is my parents are a lil weird. Its fine to talk during dinner but when we are done the 1st person 2 talk has 2 do the dishes". The guy thinks this is easy enough to do so he walks in. > > Dinner is going great food is good and they are having a wonderful convo. Now dinner is over and they make there way to da family room where everyone sits without a word. > > The guy says to himself I can't just sit here staring at everyone. I have 2 talk but I'm not trying 2 do da dishes. > > He looks at his girl and starts making out wit her in front her parents... Noone says anything... He takes off all her clothes... No1 says anything... He ****s her in front of everyone... But no 1 says anything... > > "%&%* what can I do now" he says... He looks at his girls mother n starts making out wit her... No1 says n e thing... He takes off all her clothes... No1 says n e thing... He ****s her in front of every1... But no 1 says n e thing... > > "You got 2 be kidding me" he says... "What da hell can I do?" > > Just then he looks out the window n sees its starting 2 rain. He remembers what the dealer told him about da leather seat and goes into his bag and pulls out the vasiline... > > The father jumps up and shouts "NOT A *lo**c**t!!!!!!!... MI WILL WASH DEM!!
HABLA RUPTION said
10:40 07/20 2010
{*~*Fra$s*GeNiuS*~*} said
10:43 07/20 2010
LYNKZ said
10:48 07/20 2010
BoaseyT0niiB0nii said
10:49 07/20 2010
mi a dead !
Dj_Fusionxx said
10:51 07/20 2010
{*~*Ch@m$*ZoNe*~*} said
10:55 07/20 2010
di father a real gangster him feel seh di man weh go pound him!!!!!!!!!!!!!:3d
This guy goes and buys himself a new motorcycle. The dealer gives him a lil tip "when it rains put some vasiline on the leather seat 2 keep it from cracking" he says.
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> Dat nite the guy was going to meet his girls parents for the 1st time. As he pulls up to the house he is greeted by his girlfriend who tells him "One thing I forgot to tell u is my parents are a lil weird. Its fine to talk during dinner but when we are done the 1st person 2 talk has 2 do the dishes". The guy thinks this is easy enough to do so he walks in.
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> Dinner is going great food is good and they are having a wonderful convo. Now dinner is over and they make there way to da family room where everyone sits without a word.
>
> The guy says to himself I can't just sit here staring at everyone. I have 2 talk but I'm not trying 2 do da dishes.
>
> He looks at his girl and starts making out wit her in front her parents... Noone says anything... He takes off all her clothes... No1 says anything... He ****s her in front of everyone... But no 1 says anything...
>
> "%&%* what can I do now" he says... He looks at his girls mother n starts making out wit her... No1 says n e thing... He takes off all her clothes... No1 says n e thing... He ****s her in front of every1... But no 1 says n e thing...
>
> "You got 2 be kidding me" he says... "What da hell can I do?"
>
> Just then he looks out the window n sees its starting 2 rain. He remembers what the dealer told him about da leather seat and goes into his bag and pulls out the vasiline...
>
> The father jumps up and shouts "NOT A *lo**c**t!!!!!!!... MI WILL WASH DEM!!