A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it > all around the house with his finger. > > His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to > break something, but the boy continues. > > "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it > off." > You're going to break something. He stops and > eventually Mom leaves for a > short trip to the shopping center. > Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom > has left for the store... > > He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet > where he leaves it.. > Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets > the urge, > > A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in > time and SPLASH, out it comes. > When she's finished, she looks down and can't > believe what she's seeing. > > She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the > toilet! > > She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she > describes the situation, > > but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine > everything. > When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he > gets down on his knees > > and takes a long, hard look at the thing. > > Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to > see what it > might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is > everywhere. > > On him, the walls, etc. > "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. > He says, "I've been in this business for over > 30 years, > > and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a > fart !" > > You're laughing aren't you > ....I know you are!!! > I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING!
> all around the house with his finger.
>
> His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
> break something, but the boy continues.
>
> "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it
> off."
> You're going to break something. He stops and
> eventually Mom leaves for a
> short trip to the shopping center.
> Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom
> has left for the store...
>
> He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet
> where he leaves it..
> Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets
> the urge,
>
> A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in
> time and SPLASH, out it comes.
> When she's finished, she looks down and can't
> believe what she's seeing.
>
> She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the
> toilet!
>
> She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she
> describes the situation,
>
> but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
> everything.
> When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he
> gets down on his knees
>
> and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
>
> Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to
> see what it
> might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is
> everywhere.
>
> On him, the walls, etc.
> "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
> He says, "I've been in this business for over
> 30 years,
>
> and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a
> fart !"
>
> You're laughing aren't you
> ....I know you are!!!
> I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING!