Dear Wife / Sweetheart /Girl Friend / Partner / Whomever it may Concern,
Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware what is going regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving my attention.
* During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
* If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I dont mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor without distracting me.
* During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor. It wont happen.
* It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
* Please, please please!!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say get over it, its only a game, or dont worry, theyll win next time. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called words of encouragement will only lead to a break up or divorce.
* You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying one games; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to spend time together.
* The replays of the goals are very important. I dont care if I have seen them or I havent seen them, I want to see them again, MANY TIMES!
* Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go, b) I will not go, and c) I will not go.
* But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in flash.
* The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying but you have already seen this.why dont you change the channel to something we can all watch? because the reply will be, Refer to Rule #2 of the list.
* If we don't live together don't bother to come visit when a match is on, as I will not get up from the match to let you in nor will I pay you any attention if you were already there
* And finally, please save your expressions such as Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years. I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FA cup, Euro Cup, etc
P.S. By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police. Thank you for your cooperation. A great Maniachi
Dj_Fusionxx said
11:54 06/11 2010
doops said
13:05 06/11 2010
Love It
Ashani101 said
15:07 06/11 2010
L0L DIS IS SO FUQIN TRU-please save your expressions such as Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years. I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FA cup, Euro Cup, etc
Gamepun said
15:36 06/11 2010
THIS IS TRUE, VERY TRUE.........I LIKE IT
K3nny said
16:37 06/11 2010
mi ago print this
STUWY77 said
16:43 06/11 2010
well said
scubby3 said
17:25 06/11 2010
well thanks man this gives alot of guys who is not a sports fan nuff time with unnuh woman including me who can have them over and scoring my own goals while ya'll enjoy the games and the next morning listen out for me asking hey man how was the game.
-- Edited by scubby3 on Friday 11th of June 2010 05:29:31 PM
DUGGYFRESH said
17:35 06/11 2010
Dale said
18:29 06/11 2010
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Cobra93 said
14:53 06/14 2010
chadutd said
13:18 06/15 2010
lmao
dark_law said
13:22 06/15 2010
Star bwoy said
15:37 06/15 2010
sick LOOOL
Legen said
09:59 06/30 2010
I shall print and laminate.
FBI said
13:46 07/01 2010
NoKTurnaL said
13:50 07/01 2010
LOL, if someone loses an eye make sure to contact FBI.
super mark said
13:51 07/01 2010
I WILL PRINT THIS ONE
dark_law said
13:51 07/01 2010
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In Los Maniachis on May 4, 2010 at 08:24
Dear Wife / Sweetheart /Girl Friend / Partner / Whomever it may Concern,
Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware what is going regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving my attention.
* During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
* If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I dont mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor without distracting me.
* During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor. It wont happen.
* It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
* Please, please please!!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say get over it, its only a game, or dont worry, theyll win next time. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called words of encouragement will only lead to a break up or divorce.
* You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying one games; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to spend time together.
* The replays of the goals are very important. I dont care if I have seen them or I havent seen them, I want to see them again, MANY TIMES!
* Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
* But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in flash.
* The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying but you have already seen this.why dont you change the channel to something we can all watch? because the reply will be, Refer to Rule #2 of the list.
* If we don't live together don't bother to come visit when a match is on, as I will not get up from the match to let you in nor will I pay you any attention if you were already there
* And finally, please save your expressions such as Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years. I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FA cup, Euro Cup, etc
P.S.
By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police.
Thank you for your cooperation.
A great Maniachi
-- Edited by scubby3 on Friday 11th of June 2010 05:29:31 PM