There was a Rasta man sunbathing nude on the beach in Hellshire. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "A Wha yuh 'ave undah de newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the Rasta replied, "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the Rastaman fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in Spanish Town Hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened.
The Rasta says, "Mi nuh kno. I mon was lying on de beach,den dis likkle gal asked me a question, ....guess I mon mussah doze off an next ting I man know is I mon deh ya."
The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked Rasta?"
After a pause, the girl replied, " me neva do nutten to him? Nutten at all". Mi did a play wid him bird an it spit pon me. So, mi bruk di neck,crack di two egg dem, and set de nest pon fire!"
KrYsIs said
10:01 06/11 2010
Gamepun said
11:14 06/11 2010
Shem1 said
11:16 06/11 2010
tired a hear this
Young_Mike92 said
11:19 06/11 2010
OOOOOO fock!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! dis one sick hahaha
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with
the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "A Wha yuh 'ave undah
de newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the Rasta replied, "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the Rastaman fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in Spanish Town Hospital in tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened.
The Rasta says, "Mi nuh kno. I mon was lying on de beach,den dis likkle
gal asked me a question, ....guess I mon mussah doze off an
next ting I man know is I mon deh ya."
The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her
"What did you do to that naked Rasta?"
After a pause, the girl replied, " me neva do nutten to him? Nutten
at all".
Mi did a play wid him bird an it spit pon me. So, mi bruk di neck,crack
di two egg dem, and set de nest pon fire!"