A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to beconfronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple
Minutes ofyour time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-poweredvacuum cleaners... ' 'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' andshe proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the doorAnd pushed itwide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until
You have at leastseen my demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her
Hallway carpet.
''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
Horsemanure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat
The remainder.''The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'causethey cut off my electricity this morning."
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to beconfronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple
Minutes ofyour time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-poweredvacuum cleaners...
' 'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' andshe proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
And pushed itwide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until
You have at leastseen my demonstration.''
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her
Hallway carpet.
''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
Horsemanure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat
The remainder.''
The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'causethey cut off my electricity this morning."
-- Edited by LaDy J on Thursday 6th of May 2010 05:25:57 PM
-- Edited by LaDy J on Thursday 6th of May 2010 05:30:25 PM