SMART ASS ANSWERS____ its been a long time the zone anit had some good jokes
mz más quería veterano said
11:11 04/22 2010
1-A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldnt find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?
The stock boy replied, No maam, theyre dead.
2-The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. Ive been waiting for you all day, the officer said.
The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, Got stuck, huh?
The truck driver says, No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.
Would you like dinner? , the flight attendant asked John, seated in front..
What are my choices? John asked.
Yes or no, she replied ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub
HABLA RUPTION said
11:15 04/22 2010
DEM JOKE YAH STALE U ****..................
bLaCkBeatZ said
11:22 04/22 2010
lol
madest-one said
11:25 04/22 2010
Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub
medsman said
11:29 04/22 2010
sick
Gamepun said
11:29 04/22 2010
hmm
LaDy J said
11:30 04/22 2010
The truck driver says, No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.
The stock boy replied, No maam, theyre dead.
2-The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. Ive been waiting for you all day, the officer said.
The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could
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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, Got stuck, huh?
The truck driver says, No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.
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It was mealtime during an airline flight.
Would you like dinner? , the flight attendant asked John, seated in front..
What are my choices? John asked.
Yes or no, she replied
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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub