Rasta dies and goes to Heaven.He is atthe Pearly Gates and is met by St. Peter himself. But the gates are closed as Ras approaches the gatekeeper.. St. Peter said, 'Well, You seem to be in the wrong place as I don't seem to have you on my list,but as there is such a crowd behind you and it would cause such a disruption I will give you an entrance examination if you pass it I will let you in The test is short, but you have topass it before you can get into Heaven.'fair enought sais the dread I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.Life was a big enough testas it was .' St. Peter continued, 'Yes, Iknow, but the test is only three questions. Here they are: First: What two days of the weekbegin with the letter T? that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.' The Saint's eyes opened wide andhe exclaimed, that is not what I was thinking, but you dohave a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you creditfor that answer. Second: How many seconds are there in a year? asked St. Peter. How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder,' replied ras, 'but I think aboutthat, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.' Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve? how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve secondsin a year?' Well it got to be twelve he replied: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... 'Hold it,' interrupts St.Peter.'I see where you are going with this, and I see your point,though that was not quite what I had in mind.....but I will have to giveyou credit for that one, too Third: What is God's first name?' well'Sure,' he replied with a big grin . . 'it's Andy.' 'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperatedand frustrated St Peter. 'Ok, I can understand how youcame up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in theworld did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?' 'Shucks, that was the easiestone of all,' Whenever I went to church i would hear them sing ANDY WALKS WITH ME,ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.' St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: 'Run, man, run!!!'
Pearly Gates and is met by St. Peter himself.
But the gates are closed as Ras approaches the gatekeeper..
St. Peter said, 'Well, You seem to be in the wrong place as I don't seem to have you on my list,but as there is such a crowd behind you and it would cause such a disruption I will give you an
entrance examination if you pass it I will let you in
The test is short, but you have topass it before you can
get into Heaven.'fair enought sais the dread
I sure hope that the test ain't too
hard.Life was a big enough testas it was .'
St. Peter continued, 'Yes, Iknow,
but the test is only three questions. Here they are:
First:
What two days of the weekbegin with the letter T?
that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.'
The Saint's eyes opened wide andhe exclaimed, that is not what I was thinking, but you dohave a point, and I guess I did not specify,
so I will give you creditfor that answer.
Second:
How many seconds are there in a year?
asked St. Peter.
How many seconds in a year?
Now that one is harder,' replied ras, 'but I think aboutthat,
and I guess the only answer can be twelve.'
Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve?
how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve
secondsin a year?'
Well it got to be twelve he replied:
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...
'Hold it,' interrupts St.Peter.'I
see where you are going with this, and I see your point,though
that was not quite what I had in mind.....but I will have
to giveyou credit for that one, too
Third:
What is God's first name?'
well'Sure,' he replied with a big grin . .
'it's Andy.'
'Andy?'
exclaimed an exasperatedand frustrated St Peter.
'Ok, I can understand how youcame
up with your answers to my first two questions, but just
how in theworld
did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of
God?'
'Shucks, that was the easiestone of all,'
Whenever I went to church i would hear them sing
ANDY WALKS WITH ME,ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'
St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates,
and said: 'Run, man, run!!!'