jus got this in an email"proof reading is a dying art"
rayonxelnt said
12:35 03/17 2010
Proofreading is a Dying Art these days!
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No crap, really? Ya think? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far!
----------------------------------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! ---------------------------------------------------------------
Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! ------------------------------------------------------
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ----------------------------------------------------------
War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ----------------------------------------------------------------
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! -----------------------------------------------------------------------
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ----------------------------------------------------------------
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;PoliceSuspect Homicide They may be on to something! ------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ----------------------------------------------------------
Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ----------------------------------------------
New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group Weren't they fat enough?! -----------------------------------------------
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ---------------- ---------------------------------
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? ****************************************
Local High SchoolDropoutsCut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ***************************************************
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! *******************************************
And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? ***************************************************
quoolie said
04:52 03/18 2010
sumtime dem people ya head deh far
Dj Quiva said
04:55 03/18 2010
New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
puppa jeezas
Architek9 said
04:58 03/18 2010
by far best funny , romfld. i was tring to eat and coughed salad on my sccreen.
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
-----------------------------------------------------------
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
---------------------------------------------------------------
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
------------------------------------------------------
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
----------------------------------------------------------
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
----------------------------------------------------------------
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
----------------------------------------------------------------
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;PoliceSuspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
----------------------------------------------------------
Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
----------------------------------------------
New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
-----------------------------------------------
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
---------------- ---------------------------------
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
****************************************
Local High SchoolDropoutsCut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
***************************************************
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
*******************************************
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
***************************************************