Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. 
The passion is heating up.  But then the wife 
stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just 
want you to hold me."  

The husband says, "WHAT?"  The wife explains 
that he must not be in tune with her emotional
needs as a Woman.  The husband realizes that
nothing is going to happen tonight and he might
as well deal with it.  

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at
a big department store. He walks around and has 
her try on three very expensive outfits. She 
can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three
of them.  

Then they go over and get matching shoes worth 
$200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry 
Department where she gets a set of diamond 
earrings.  The wife is so excited. She thinks her
husband has flipped out -- but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband 
says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if
you like it then let's get it."  

The wife is jumping up and down so excited she 
cannot even believe what is going on. She says,
"I am ready to go, let's go to the cash 
register."  

The husband says, "No, no, no, honey we're not 
going to buy all this stuff."  The wife's face 
goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while."  Her face gets really
mad and she is about to explode and the Husband
says, "You must not be in tune with my financial
needs as a Man!"