Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were
discussing their work. 

The first one said, 'I think accountants are the 
easiest to operate on. Everything inside is 
numbered.' 

'I think librarians are the easiest,' said the 
second surgeon. 'When you open them up all their
organs are alphabetically ordered.' 

The third surgeon said, 'I prefer to operate on
electricians. All their organs are color coded.' 

The fourth one said, 'I like to operate on 
lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless,
and their head and ass are interchangeable.'