A blonde walks into the department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders to desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview.
Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, "What's 2+2?"
"Ummm... 4!" the blonde says.
Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: "What's the square root of 100?"
"Ummm... 10!" the blonde says.
"Good!" the officer says, deciding to switch from math to history. "OK, who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
"Ummm... I don't know," she admits.
"Well, you can go home and think about it," he says, "and come back later and tell me what you've figured out." He figures that's the last he'll see of her.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
"Not only did I get the job," the blonde says, "but I've already been assigned to a murder case!"
Yungtrae954 said
17:40 03/08 2010
she fool nuh rahtid mi laugh still
GenoK47 said
17:41 03/08 2010
loooooooooool
Q's princess said
20:52 03/08 2010
blondie fool nuh backside!!!!!!!!!
JUVINILE said
20:53 03/08 2010
cgh567 said
22:05 03/08 2010
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
jubalson said
12:41 03/09 2010
lol frigging idiot
Kenzie said
12:43 03/09 2010
LOL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!
HABLA RUPTION said
12:44 03/09 2010
LOL
Howiedon407 said
13:25 03/09 2010
lol!!!!!!!
dark_law said
13:34 03/09 2010
but jeeesus savior no sah! no man! lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, "What's 2+2?"
"Ummm... 4!" the blonde says.
Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: "What's the square root of 100?"
"Ummm... 10!" the blonde says.
"Good!" the officer says, deciding to switch from math to history. "OK, who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
"Ummm... I don't know," she admits.
"Well, you can go home and think about it," he says, "and come back later and tell me what you've figured out." He figures that's the last he'll see of her.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
"Not only did I get the job," the blonde says, "but I've already been assigned to a murder case!"