Are you a b!$%h?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.The first guy says 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist'The second guy says 'I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids.'The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B. you know...Rich, Urban, Biker.'They turn to the woman and ask her,
'What are you?''She replies: 'I'm a W.I.F.E, you know...Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc.'A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, 'B.I.T.C.H.'What exactly is a b!$%h?!? they ask in unison.
'Babe In Total Control of Herself.'
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a 'b!$%h' smile
and say 'Thank You!'
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I'm a Babe In Total Control of Herself
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Are you a b!$%h?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist'
The second guy says 'I'm a D.I.N.K., you know...
Double Income, No Kids.'
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B. you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker.'
They turn to the woman and ask her,
'What are you?''
She replies: 'I'm a W.I.F.E, you know...
Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc.'
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, 'B.I.T.C.H.'
What exactly is a b!$%h?!? they ask in unison.
'Babe In Total Control of Herself.'
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a 'b!$%h' smile
and say 'Thank You!'
im a sweet b!$%h