It has fought many battles...It has edged into the deepest sea,

it has gotten Cpr and then got crushed between her legs,

Fought the good fight...but now it lies there dead,

I love punaany bad..but my member love it more,

wearing its plastic hat it has come to sawker her some more,

I wont lie it once failed me...got knocked the **** out,

but it was up in ten minutes punching her in her mouth,

Then on to tear down her wall...working until it start to sweat,

I wonder how it does it working in conditions so wet,

You will always be my hero the ladies closest friend,

Until viagara doesn't work i'll introduce u to girls as my buddy to the end...