A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young Jamaican husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper:
"Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she used a refrigerator magnet and stuck the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband would be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he read it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has-been replaced with a note from her husband that reads:
"Baby, I didn't realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY 2. THURSDAY 3. TODAY 4. TONIGHT 5. TOMORROW 6. TATURDAY 7. TUNDAY 8. Every Tucking Day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I love you too, and it's still TODAY, I'm waiting for you upstairs."
Di_Gnius said
14:54 05/16 2009
yowww..1st set a days dem funny..except
6. TATURDAY
7. TUNDAY
8. Every Tucking Day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..dem deh lame
djoasis said
19:23 05/16 2009
taturday?!!!tunday!!!!booooo!!!
djoasis said
19:23 05/16 2009
di first set a days funny doe
equilibrium said
19:23 05/16 2009
wat nex
shamar said
19:24 05/16 2009
lol lol
ICE_COLD said
19:31 05/16 2009
EVERY TUCKING DAY
Niquee said
08:02 05/17 2009
LOL..MAAAAD!
chiffon said
08:09 05/17 2009
taturday, tunday dat lame but di joke maaaad
danjin said
15:43 05/18 2009
djromeo said
16:09 05/18 2009
lolll
najah said
16:12 05/18 2009
lol
biggaman121 said
16:15 05/18 2009
lol lol lol lol llllloooolll
professorx said
00:59 05/19 2009
loooooooooo!!!!!!!!! maaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dj Kridilli said
21:32 05/19 2009
zn lol
Howiedon407 said
20:10 01/31 2010
haha
dark_law said
21:34 01/31 2010
sagreave said
21:38 01/31 2010
LOL
money tree said
22:05 01/31 2010
Madddddddd
"but why taturday and tunday"
personall i rather these
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TONIGHT
5. TOMORROW
6. THIS SATURDAY
7. THIS SUNDAY
money tree said
22:08 01/31 2010
madddd ting
but the taturday and tunday shuld be out..................work with these
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TONIGHT
5. TOMORROW
6. THIS SATURDAY
7. THIS SUNDAY
husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him,
to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for
the rest of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on
a piece of paper:
"Honey, you know I love you, but your never
ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I
propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T',
to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at
me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my
request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she
used a refrigerator magnet and stuck the note to the fridge door,
hoping that her sex craved husband would be understanding and accepting
of her proposal when he read it.
Upon returning home, she
glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has-been replaced
with a note from her husband that reads:
"Baby, I didn't realize
that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry. I accept
your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the
bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make
sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TONIGHT
5. TOMORROW
6. TATURDAY
7. TUNDAY
8. Every Tucking Day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I love you too, and it's still TODAY, I'm waiting for you upstairs."