this Jamaican in New York won the 10 million lottery for a one dollar bet. As soon as the Lottery office opened on the following day, he was there to collect his winnings.
Graciously,he presented his winning ticket to the clerk and in his best English uttered his request, 'Mi cum fi callek di 10 millian dallar weh mi win. Si mi ticket yah'. After checking the ticket and reviewing it with his manager, the clerk returned and enquired how he would like his payments. The Jamaican replied 'Ow yuh mean? Mi waan all a di money now'.
'Unfortunately,Sir' the clerk responded, 'the rules are that we can only give you one million dollars now and the balance paid out over the next 20 years'. Furious and agitated, the Jamaican demanded to see the manager, who re-iterated, 'Sir, my assistan t is correct, it is the company's policy that we initially pay you one million dollars now, with the balance paid to you in equal installments over the next 20 years'.
Outraged, the Jamaican slammed his hand on the desk and shouted in anger, 'Oonu look like oonu waan tek man fi heediat. Mi seh mi waan all a di money now! or oonu betta gi me back me dalla!!'
Dj Up 2 D Time said
08:54 05/15 2009
LOLOLOLOLOL
diamondcutt said
08:59 05/15 2009
hahahaha, maaaad!
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
15:10 05/15 2009
gyalalone said
15:13 05/15 2009
lol
madest-one said
15:14 05/15 2009
Di_Gnius said
15:16 05/15 2009
lol
Vital said
15:16 05/15 2009
Di_Gnius said
15:18 05/15 2009
yoooooooooooooow;lmao
djromeo said
15:19 05/15 2009
lol hahaha
sting said
15:22 05/15 2009
lol *lo**claa! this man no easy
BizKid7 said
15:28 05/15 2009
mi want the money now... 10 million cash too cause man nuh tek cheque
Konvict said
15:30 05/15 2009
lol
professorx said
15:35 05/15 2009
looooooooooool
MZ Legend said
01:48 05/16 2009
keiton9100 said
22:54 05/17 2009
swaga said
23:00 05/17 2009
LOL, that a true, cause a so wi stay
Mrs. Modo said
00:06 05/18 2009
dj lin b said
00:09 05/18 2009
a soh dem mek wi look like eediat all the time. lol
this Jamaican in New York won the 10
million lottery for a one
dollar bet. As soon as the Lottery office opened on
the following day, he
was there to collect his winnings.
Graciously,he presented his winning ticket to the clerk and in his best
English uttered his
request, 'Mi cum fi callek di 10 millian
dallar weh mi win. Si mi ticket yah'.
After checking the
ticket and reviewing it with his manager, the clerk
returned and enquired
how he would like his payments.
The Jamaican replied 'Ow yuh mean? Mi waan all a di money now'.
'Unfortunately,Sir' the clerk responded, 'the rules are
that we can only give you
one million dollars now and the balance paid out over the
next 20 years'.
Furious and agitated, the Jamaican demanded to see the manager, who
re-iterated, 'Sir, my assistan t is correct, it is the company's
policy that we initially pay you one million dollars now, with the balance
paid to you in equal installments over the next 20 years'.
Outraged, the Jamaican slammed his hand on the desk and shouted in anger, 'Oonu look like oonu waan tek man fi heediat. Mi seh mi waan all a di money now! or oonu betta gi me back me dalla!!'