Jamaicas own Bumpy Head Gal - Joan Andrea Hutchinson was so moved she wrote this poem.
Usain mi dawlin, mi just want yuh fi know dat sake a yuh, mi marriage almost mash up di odder day, because a piece of jealousy teck my husband.
Well wah never happen in a year happen in a day Mi kyaan believe mi eyes Ever since Usain Bolt win di Olympics 100 metres Fi mi husband start exercise
Yuh tink a lickle talk mi a talk to him Bout how him belly a get big Mi tired fi tell him how him a get waggaty An start to fayva pig
Mi spend mi money sign him up a gym Steam vegetable gi him every day Him *u*k him teet an say Man must have guts And galang him merry way
But when Usain Bolt win di Olympic 100 metre gold An mi start fi scream Usain Bolt mi love yuh, mi love yuh, mi love yuh Yuh fulfill mi wildest dream
Mi run up an dung inna di living room like mi mad All liddung pon di floor Mi say Usain, a long time no man no excite mi so Mi ago love yuh more and more
Right now mi have picture of Usain Bolt pon every wall And one beside mi bed One pon mi t-shirt, two inna mi purse And a Usain Bolt inna mi head
Usain Bolt full mi up wid so much pride Mi doan even waan fi eat And when mi talk bout how him body look good Mi husband say mi sound like mi a cheat
Him mout long up and say mi have young bway nature An a long time mi love mawga man When mi tell him say Usain Bolt just meck mi feel good Him say mi a behave like more dan fan
Him bex like bullfrog di odda morning How mi gi him di breakfast cold Sake a mi a watch di rerun a Usain a gi dem donkey length Fi win di 100 metre gold
Dem show di race again when mi a cook di Satiday soup Mi gi out What a mawga man can run Mi dis hear it come een like say sake a dis mawga man Mi an mi Satiday soup a get bun
Well Usain mi dawlin, dem say who bex lose So mi say later fi him But one ting mi know all of a sudden him start eat healty And find himself a gym
And between mi an yuh Usain, him proud a yuh big time But mi dear, nuh watch no face Yuh name write pon mi heart dat Satiday when yuh get di gold Inna di Olympics 100 metre race
Jamaicas own Bumpy Head Gal - Joan Andrea Hutchinson was so moved she wrote this poem.
Usain mi dawlin, mi just want yuh fi know dat sake a yuh,
mi marriage almost mash up di odder day,
because a piece of jealousy teck my husband.
Well wah never happen in a year happen in a day
Mi kyaan believe mi eyes
Ever since Usain Bolt win di Olympics 100 metres
Fi mi husband start exercise
Yuh tink a lickle talk mi a talk to him
Bout how him belly a get big
Mi tired fi tell him how him a get waggaty
An start to fayva pig
Mi spend mi money sign him up a gym
Steam vegetable gi him every day
Him *u*k him teet an say Man must have guts
And galang him merry way
But when Usain Bolt win di Olympic 100 metre gold
An mi start fi scream
Usain Bolt mi love yuh, mi love yuh, mi love yuh
Yuh fulfill mi wildest dream
Mi run up an dung inna di living room like mi mad
All liddung pon di floor
Mi say Usain, a long time no man no excite mi so
Mi ago love yuh more and more
Right now mi have picture of Usain Bolt pon every wall
And one beside mi bed
One pon mi t-shirt, two inna mi purse
And a Usain Bolt inna mi head
Usain Bolt full mi up wid so much pride
Mi doan even waan fi eat
And when mi talk bout how him body look good
Mi husband say mi sound like mi a cheat
Him mout long up and say mi have young bway nature
An a long time mi love mawga man
When mi tell him say Usain Bolt just meck mi feel good
Him say mi a behave like more dan fan
Him bex like bullfrog di odda morning
How mi gi him di breakfast cold
Sake a mi a watch di rerun a Usain a gi dem donkey length
Fi win di 100 metre gold
Dem show di race again when mi a cook di Satiday soup
Mi gi out What a mawga man can run
Mi dis hear it come een like say sake a dis mawga man
Mi an mi Satiday soup a get bun
Well Usain mi dawlin, dem say who bex lose
So mi say later fi him
But one ting mi know all of a sudden him start eat healty
And find himself a gym
And between mi an yuh Usain, him proud a yuh big time
But mi dear, nuh watch no face
Yuh name write pon mi heart dat Satiday when yuh get di gold
Inna di Olympics 100 metre race