A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering, she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk... aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"

it stuck inna har

HAHAHAHAAHAHA can u imagine the intensity of pleasure she feeling

madddddd

wh di B.L.O.O.D.C.L.A.T DIS LOL LMAO

THATS NAASSSSSTTYYYY

she fi relax bout she want sex

hahahahaaahahaa

hahhahahahhahahahahahahah lol lol

f**kA

thats so wrong

wtf lol

always read the instructions before using toys

ra**SSSSSSSS............

lol.....funny...old woman shoulda leave it for the young masterbators

haha old lady fi go sleep bout she a buy dildo