Here is a very interesting article -- Dating don'ts -- how NOT to kiss
GA said
22:47 07/17 2008
Ladies..you can best relate to this article I came across...
Dating Don'ts - How Not To Kiss
Locking lips. Making out. Smooching. Kissing. It sounds so pleasant and easy, yet do a little research and you'll soon discover that while everyone may be doing it, few are doing it well.
For your edification, I have rounded up the different varieties of bad kissers and broken them down by the traits they share with members of the animal kingdom:
The Venus Flytrap: "It was like his neck was on a hinge," Sarah relays over c**ktails. "This gave him the ability to open his mouth about six inches." I dated one of these too --his mouth would open so wide that he'd cover my mouth and nose, making it impossible to breathe. And yes, while I realize the Venus Flytrap is not technically an animal, it eats bugs and that's good enough for me.
The Excitable Puppy: I don't know who is telling these boys that there's nothing hotter than a mid-makeout tongue bath, but I heard from a lot of sopping sisters. "He licked from forehead to nose to chin and back again," is how one woman described her first kiss. "Like the way my 80-pound Labrador licks my face. Even though it was my first makeout sesh, I knew my companion was cursed with bad skills."
Ladies..you can best relate to this article I came across...
Dating Don'ts - How Not To Kiss
Locking lips. Making out. Smooching. Kissing. It sounds so pleasant and easy, yet do a little research and you'll soon discover that while everyone may be doing it, few are doing it well.
For your edification, I have rounded up the different varieties of bad kissers and broken them down by the traits they share with members of the animal kingdom:
The Venus Flytrap: "It was like his neck was on a hinge," Sarah relays over c**ktails. "This gave him the ability to open his mouth about six inches." I dated one of these too --his mouth would open so wide that he'd cover my mouth and nose, making it impossible to breathe. And yes, while I realize the Venus Flytrap is not technically an animal, it eats bugs and that's good enough for me.
The Excitable Puppy: I don't know who is telling these boys that there's nothing hotter than a mid-makeout tongue bath, but I heard from a lot of sopping sisters. "He licked from forehead to nose to chin and back again," is how one woman described her first kiss. "Like the way my 80-pound Labrador licks my face. Even though it was my first makeout sesh, I knew my companion was cursed with bad skills."
Other Kinds of Kissers...
Iguana
The Rattlesnake
The Tasmanian Devil
The Skunk
The Possum
Kangal Fish***
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