A 17 year-old Jamaican girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for the last two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the pharmacy and buys a pregnancy test.
Confirming her worst fears, the test result is positive. Shouting, swearing and crying, the Mother says, "Which ra** man do dis to you? Mi need fi know now!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a BMW X5 pulls up in front of their house; a dapper looking man dressed in an Armani suit steps out and walks to the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother, & the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs & provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a factory and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and very decisively tells him, "You can breed har again ..."
ANDREDESIGNZ said
12:23 05/26 2008
lol
AJ said
12:25 05/26 2008
Tweeta said
12:28 05/26 2008
lmao
Gangsta Natz said
23:38 05/26 2008
lol OMg thats sick. what a fada lol
djshadow said
04:58 05/27 2008
lol
ladyvane18 said
06:04 05/27 2008
HarDaWAY said
07:17 05/27 2008
lol
sub0 said
07:20 05/27 2008
dat fada deh mad!!! mi wudda tell him di same di too
dj kaplow said
07:24 05/27 2008
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa lol
Mediazone Badman said
10:09 05/27 2008
lol!
Scoota said
12:31 05/27 2008
lol
Buddah said
12:34 05/27 2008
lol
kinkz said
12:34 05/27 2008
lol
Dj DUK said
12:35 05/27 2008
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
verssatyle said
12:36 05/27 2008
ah suh the ting set....im caan get away from da one ya
Breed Har Again
Confirming her worst fears, the test result is positive. Shouting, swearing and crying, the Mother says, "Which ra** man do dis to you? Mi need fi know now!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a BMW X5 pulls up in front of their house; a dapper looking man dressed in an Armani suit steps out and walks to the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother, & the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs & provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a factory and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and very decisively tells him, "You can breed har again ..."