How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married? For those of you who have any questions, or misplaced envy, this should clear it up:
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?
LOVE - When you share everything you own. LUST - When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE - What's a climax?
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner. LUST - When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE - When all you write is cheques.
LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings. LUST - When you couldn't give a &*%$ MARRIAGE -When your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..." LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..." MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST - When you only see each other naked. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them. LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them. MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE - When nobody else matters. LUST - When nobody else knows. MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it. MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about. LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about. MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner. LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner. MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.
up2 said
09:08 05/25 2008
true
mz más quería veterano said
09:39 05/25 2008
LUST - When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE - When all you write is cheques.
When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..." MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it. MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio--[this is true]
LUST - When nobody else knows. LUST - When you only see each other naked.
JamaicanQueen said
09:42 05/25 2008
oh my gosh, lol lol lol
the doc said
11:32 05/25 2008
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Chabee said
11:33 05/25 2008
so sick
bad4life71 said
13:14 05/25 2008
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najah said
13:16 05/25 2008
hmmm
***DK*** said
14:40 05/25 2008
Gangsta Natz said
20:10 05/25 2008
damn lol lol lol but its alll true
Nico-T said
20:16 05/25 2008
***NICO.T SPEAKZ***
Crazypickney said
20:18 05/25 2008
lyndo said
20:19 05/25 2008
BADANG!!!
Wyzco said
20:38 05/25 2008
this is good
outandbadint said
20:40 05/25 2008
this is so tru
Msz JayBee said
21:06 05/25 2008
Clarksman said
06:35 05/26 2008
wow
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
06:36 05/26 2008
bLaCkBeatZ said
07:22 05/26 2008
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is cheques.
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is cheques.
LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't give a &*%$
MARRIAGE -When your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is cheques.
When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio--[this is true]
LUST - When nobody else knows.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
BADANG!!!