Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, 'I'm so pissed off!''Oh yeah? What happened?' asked the bartender politely.'See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!''Gee, that's tough,' commiserated the bartender. 'Right, but that's not what really got me,' the customer went on. 'When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?''Yeech!' the bartender shook his head. 'No wonder you're in a lousy mood.''Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!''Damn, that's awful!' says the bartender.'Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!'The bartender paled. 'That would sure mess up my day.''Yeah, yeah, yeah,' the fellow rattled on, 'But do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground.'
over and confided to the bartender, 'I'm so pissed
off!''Oh yeah? What happened?' asked the
bartender politely.'See, I met this beautiful woman who
invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and
jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her
damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out
of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my
fingernails!''Gee, that's tough,'
commiserated the bartender. 'Right, but that's not
what really got me,' the customer went on. 'When
her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great!
You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And
damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the
window right onto my head?''Yeech!' the
bartender shook his head. 'No wonder you're in a
lousy mood.''Yeah, but I haven't told you what
really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them
grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband
tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it
land? My damned forehead!''Damn, that's
awful!' says the bartender.'Oh, I'm not
finished. See what really pissed me off was when the
husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet
is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let
loose right on my head!'The bartender paled. 'That
would sure mess up my day.''Yeah, yeah, yeah,'
the fellow rattled on, 'But do you know what REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw
that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground.'