A Little Story

Teeny Tiny Tina Tot
griped and moaned an awful lot.
She wanted to grow taller
more than babies want to holler,
so she jumped inside a nearby flower pot.

Teeny Tiny Tina Tot
thought she'd grow an awful lot.
But instead of getting bigger
she got eaten by a chigger
who thought that she deserved just what she got
for wanting to be something that she's not.

Poor teeny weeny
tiny whiney
piney spiney
Tiny Tina Tot.