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10 husbands still a virgin
Dane said
21:14 05/07 2008
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
alligcold said
23:31 05/07 2008
real joke
shamar said
23:32 05/07 2008
lol
hazy said
05:30 05/08 2008
bad4life71 said
18:04 05/08 2008
mi here this aready but madd stillll
kalongi said
18:11 05/08 2008
so y them erase lick from the stamp collector part
Da MaGiC oNe said
18:13 05/08 2008
Da MaGiC oNe said
18:13 05/08 2008
djshadow said
18:14 05/08 2008
lol
Garrick said
18:15 05/08 2008
DWL
blue_flash said
18:17 05/08 2008
lol
Msz JayBee said
23:44 05/08 2008
fyahhh said
23:46 05/08 2008
DekaNo said
23:50 05/08 2008
eekamouse said
23:53 05/08 2008
she get it finally lol
blackspyda said
23:54 05/08 2008
lol
Memphis said
01:22 05/09 2008
This is a serious joke
mrs kalongi said
13:55 05/09 2008
lol
Scoota said
13:54 05/10 2008
lol
linko said
13:55 05/10 2008
lol
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On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"