New York, Dijah British, when mi wear the Haterblockers shades, it affi be name brand, so a Prada mi say, straight, nothing less than Bvlgari sun shades, image we say. On a softer note, Tamaki Nami, I feel your pain, but this is not the right forum to air such a story, I believe that you need to find a guidance counselor and tell your story to that person, and seek help. I am truly heartbroken over what your father did to you, he is an evil man to have robbed you of that most precious of gifts the ability to trust another human being again. Seek help and be well my friend.

MODELLING A GWAAN
How come when DAngel go pon stage at IRAWMA the other day and a perform Blaze, Barbee and har madda nuh stop skin up dem face? Wah happen, di girl decide fi leff yuh wid har husband weh yuh tek weh and now yuh nuh want har fi move on and happy?

One ah mi girlfriends tell me say when di driver come pick you up yuh neva even wah leff till DAngel look pon yuh again. Di driver haffi mek up noise fi yuh get innah di vehicle. Bwoy mi ah tell yuh, in the words of Beenie Man, Modeling a gwaan Dawn

WAR AT THE STRATFORD REX
Mi hear say man get stab up, bottle and fist ah fling at the Stratford Rex on Sunday night during a show featuring the likes of Capleton, Fantan Mojah and two other artistes. What is going on in the business? Why the promoters keep putting reggae and dancehall in these troubled low-class venues where shit keeps going down? We need some real promoters inna the ting fi mek sure the events dem secure and the music no get no more bad PR at this time. Why the man dem caan just 'chillax' and hold a meds?

DANIELLE AND FULLER BREAK UP
Mi hear say Danielle and Reggae Boy forward Ricardo Fuller are no longer an item. Word is that they had a big argument and she decided to call it quits, and this time for good. She has decided to focus on her music career and she has take on the challenge of losing 16 pounds to get back to her 'fighting weight'. Since taking on the al-liquids diet and a strenuous exercise regiment she has lost 10 pounds and counting. Some people say she ah fret over Ricardo cocky, but her close friends say ah the 'summer body ah do it'. Ricardo's Stoke City finished in the top two in their league and Fuller will be showcasing his dazzling dribbles in the top flight English Premiereship next year. Ah so the ting go, him ah come Jamaica next week so who knows, the flame might ignite again.

THE PEOPLE WAAN FI KNOW
Is which man who look like a big-name artiste ah sort out Mr. King pon the sex tapes dem?

Which gal come ah Cha Ching Tuesdays and ah gwaan hype and she ah sweep out dirt outta her house because the one-room no tile out yet? Heheh!

What was Barbee really wearing at the awards show?

Why Beenie neva go IRAWMA and him win two awards? Him probably caan tek the drama wid Barbee and D'Angel.

Which big artiste live inna apartment and caan afford the rent and get notice fi move out on the 25th of this month?

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