Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were
on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy
realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead,
he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear
his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die I DONT GET IT BUT I WUZ JUS AXXED TO POST IT
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were
on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy
realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead,
he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear
his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die
I DONT GET IT BUT I WUZ JUS AXXED TO POST IT