A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak. A truck speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he's about to come out of his car, sending it flying off the hinges. Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call 911.
When the police arrives he explains what happened: 'Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi bimmer!! Mi car write off to ra**!!' The police, after surveying the scene shakes his head in amazement and says, 'You Jamaicans are so materialistic. You're so into the damage of your car door that you didn't even realize that your hand is still attached to it!!' The guy, finally realizing this, looks at his amputated hand and screams out, 'Blo*o*dclaat!! Mi rolex!!!'
shotta101 said
15:52 05/03 2008
lol mad
Junior_J1 said
15:52 05/03 2008
lol
Shem1 said
15:54 05/03 2008
true di man a cry fi him watch
littlefire said
15:54 05/03 2008
lmao
riddimqueen said
15:54 05/03 2008
haha
najah said
15:55 05/03 2008
lol......mad
Nico-T said
15:56 05/03 2008
***NICO-T SPEAKZ***
lmao.....
CV said
15:58 05/03 2008
i posted this already but so it go ... lol joke bad
Shottess said
15:59 05/03 2008
wooooowwwwww...
Memphis said
16:15 05/03 2008
LOL
mrs kalongi said
18:18 05/03 2008
real jamaican
HarDaWAY said
18:27 05/03 2008
lol
Keneilb said
18:58 05/03 2008
mi know da joke ya long time but lol sed way
Clarksman said
21:25 05/03 2008
LOL
Gangsta ras said
13:59 05/04 2008
lol
***DK*** said
14:01 05/04 2008
d man cross ova him tings yes!!!
Jefstar said
14:03 05/04 2008
lol @ dainty...the car expensive seen...me woulda get raatid too
When the police arrives he explains what happened:
'Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi bimmer!! Mi car write off to ra**!!'
The police, after surveying the scene shakes his head in amazement and says,
'You Jamaicans are so materialistic. You're so into the damage of your car door that you didn't even realize that your hand is still attached to it!!'
The guy, finally realizing this, looks at his amputated hand and screams out,
'Blo*o*dclaat!! Mi rolex!!!'