Little Johnny and the priest [dwl dis mad] [KRAZILY INSANE]
Krazily Insane said
14:18 05/03 2008
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Little Johnny comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that Little Johnny is in there already.
Little Johnny says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Little Johnny - 'I have a baseball.'
Man - 'That's nice.' Little Johnny - 'Want to buy it?' Man - 'No, thanks.' Little Johnny - 'My dad's outside.' Man - 'OK, how much?' Little Johnny - '$250'
In the next few weeks, i t happens again that Little Johnny and the lover are in the closet together.
Little Johnny - 'Dark in here.' Man - 'Yes, it is.' Little Johnny - 'I have a baseball glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks Little Johnny, 'How much ?'
Little Johnny - '$750' Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the father says to Little Johnny, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.
Little Johnny says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.' The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Little Johnny -'$1,000.' The father says, 'That 's terrible to overcharge your friends like that..that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'
They go to the church and the father makes Little Johnny sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
Little Johnny says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now.
Little Johnny comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that Little Johnny is in there already.
Little Johnny says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Little Johnny -
'I have a baseball.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Little Johnny - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Little Johnny - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Little Johnny - '$250'
In the next few weeks, i t happens again that Little Johnny and the lover are
in the closet together.
Little Johnny - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Little Johnny - 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks Little Johnny, 'How much ?'
Little Johnny - '$750'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the father says to Little Johnny, 'Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch.
Little Johnny says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.' The father
asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Little Johnny -'$1,000.'
The father says, 'That 's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that..that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you
to church and make you confess.'
They go to the church and the father makes Little Johnny sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
Little Johnny says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that shit
again; you're in my closet now.