The Maid asked for a raise The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?" Give me three good reasons....
Maria: "Well Madam, the first reasons why I want an increase is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "The Master said so." Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?" Maria: "The Master did." Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?" Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want
an increase?" Give me three good reasons....
is that I iron better than you."
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!