> > To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
> Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
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> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice !
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> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with
> that.
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> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
> Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
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> 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'
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> 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
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> 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
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> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
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> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'
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> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
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> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All
> Day.
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> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
> Because You have a headache.
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> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
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> 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
> 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
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> 19 Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
> Have To Let One Of You Go.'
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> 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
> Send This Message To Someone To Make Them Smile.
> It 's Called .. THERAPY

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go' .. total madness!

lol

I post dis long tym. Still madd doe

When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
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i won i won

 When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
> 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
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^^^^i was going to use da one but mi jus remember we don't have a zoo in tha V.ISLANDS.  

lmao i did post sumting like dis mi ago try find it