A couple had been married for a long time, but could never get along very well. Many times, late at night, there would be shouting matches coming from their house.
In public, the husband often screamed, "I'm sick and tired of you! When I die, I will come out of my grave to haunt you!" The old guy started practicing black magic. All the disappearances in the neighborhood of cats, dogs and people were blamed on him.
At the age of 80, the old guy died and his wife put him in a casket. Later that night, she went to a bar and partied as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbor asked, "Aren't you scared that the old guy will dig himself out of his grave to haunt you?"
The old lady calmly replied, "Let him dig. I put the casket in the other way around."
-- Edited by mz más quería veterano on Wednesday 2nd of June 2010 07:48:48 AM
riddimqueen said
11:23 04/18 2008
lol
Gucci said
11:25 04/18 2008
loll.. she badd eeh.. wid her ole self
***DK*** said
11:28 04/18 2008
lmao.....she tek d man fi idiat!!!!
Lady Magnum said
07:06 04/19 2008
LMAO
Lady Magnum said
07:07 04/19 2008
LMAO
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
10:52 04/19 2008
Jewlz said
12:35 04/19 2008
cant ghost walk thru walls? so i mean cudnt he jus float out of the casket? she soon get wat comin to her
In public, the husband often screamed, "I'm sick and tired of you! When I die, I will come out of my grave to haunt you!" The old guy started practicing black magic. All the disappearances in the neighborhood of cats, dogs and people were blamed on him.
At the age of 80, the old guy died and his wife put him in a casket. Later that night, she went to a bar and partied as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbor asked, "Aren't you scared that the old guy will dig himself out of his grave to haunt you?"
The old lady calmly replied, "Let him dig. I put the casket in the other way around."
-- Edited by mz más quería veterano on Wednesday 2nd of June 2010 07:48:48 AM