Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'
Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
***DK*** said
18:09 04/08 2008
damnnnn breast 2 long
bad4life71 said
18:46 04/08 2008
a so are breast them longgggggggggggggg no wonda are husband dead
griffin said
20:57 04/08 2008
hard.post ..lol
rrDesignZ said
20:59 04/08 2008
har breast them long like balloon wid water in it
Shottess said
21:01 04/08 2008
Wowwww
Shem1 said
21:02 04/08 2008
sickness
Virus_Mice said
21:03 04/08 2008
that not even funny
riddimqueen said
21:04 04/08 2008
lol
Crazypickney said
13:29 04/09 2008
hehe
bLaCkBeatZ said
17:45 04/09 2008
EEEWWWWWWWW
the doc said
19:57 04/09 2008
bad4life71 wrote:
a so are breast them longgggggggggggggg no wonda are husband dead
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'
Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.