A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the > hospital. > > > > > > While on the operating table she had a near death experience. > > > > > > > > > Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?' > > > > > > > > > God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to > > live.' > > > > > > > > > > > > Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and > have a > > > > > > > > > > > > face-lift, liposuction, breast > > > > > > > > > > > > implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and > change her > > > > > > hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more > time to > > > > > > live, > > > > > > > > > she figured she might as well make the most of it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. > While > > > > > > > > > > > > crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an > ambulance. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I > had > > > > > > another > > > > > > > > > > > > 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the > > > > > > ambulance?' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (You'll love this) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God replied: 'I didn't *lo**y recognize you.'
> hospital.
> > >
> > > While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
> > >
> > >
> > > Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'
> > >
> > >
> > > God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
> > live.'
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
> have a
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > face-lift, liposuction, breast
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and
> change her
> > >
> > > hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more
> time to
> > >
> > > live,
> > >
> > >
> > > she figured she might as well make the most of it.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
> While
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
> ambulance.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I
> had
> > >
> > > another
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
> > >
> > > ambulance?'
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > (You'll love this)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > God replied: 'I didn't *lo**y recognize you.'