It has been brought to our attention that some individuals throughout our workplace have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
Number 1 TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f**k you're doing.
Number 2 TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a f**king bitch.
Number 3 TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f**k do you expect me to do this?
Number 4 TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No f**king way.
Number 5 TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me!
Number 6 TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
Number 7 TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my f**king problem.
Number 8 TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the f**k?
Number 9 TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work.
Number 10 TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the f**k didn't you tell me sooner?
Number 11 TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.
Number 12 TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.
Number 13 TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.
Number 14 TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: f**k it, I'm on salary.
Number 15 TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
Number 16 TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This f**king job sucks.
Number 17 TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the f**k died and made you boss?
Number 18 TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.
It has been brought to our attention that some individuals throughout our workplace have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f**k you're doing.
Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f**king bitch.
Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f**k do you expect me to do this?
Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f**king way.
Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me!
Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f**king problem.
Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f**k?
Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work.
Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f**k didn't you tell me sooner?
Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.
Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.
Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.
Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: f**k it, I'm on salary.
Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f**king job sucks.
Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f**k died and made you boss?
Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.
Thank You,
Human Resources