1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning '*lo**sucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering
Shottess said
22:05 04/02 2008
Lmfao@Drive up ATMs with Braille...freal enuh
viper_3kj said
22:06 04/02 2008
a tru
Shem1 said
22:07 04/02 2008
a nuh lie
Crazypickney said
14:12 04/03 2008
Silly said
14:14 04/03 2008
Dis tru yuh frig....lol
jathugs said
14:14 04/03 2008
AMERICA IS NOT DAT BAD!!!!!!!
DJ O.P. said
14:15 04/03 2008
lol
bLaCkBeatZ said
14:17 04/03 2008
LMAO
Caramel_Delite said
01:06 04/04 2008
DEM ERE TRUE
blue_flash said
01:17 04/04 2008
do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters jahkno america alone
reemix_1st said
01:22 04/04 2008
star....dem did hav mi from a read numba one styll...dat frig up lmao
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning '*lo**sucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering