There was a Rasta man sunbathing nude on the beach in Hellshire.
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "A Wha yuh 'ave undah de newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the Rasta replied, "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the Rastaman fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in Spanish Town Hospital in tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened.
The Rasta says, "Mi noh kno. I mon was lying on de beach,den dis likkle gal asked me a question, den I mon....guess I mon mussah dozed off an next ting I man know is I mon deh ya."
The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her
"What did you do to that naked Rasta?"
After a pause, the girl replied, " me neva do nutten to him? Nutten at all. Mi did a play wid him bird an it spit pon me. So, mi bruk di neck, crack di two egg dem, and set de nest pon fire!"
up2 said
16:09 04/02 2008
all these things to d dread.
jamaican5star said
16:10 04/02 2008
lol
the doc said
16:11 04/02 2008
alligcold said
01:41 04/04 2008
jah
bad4life71 said
02:06 04/04 2008
a f**kery thing that the little girl do
Djfella said
07:13 04/04 2008
lol
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
08:51 04/04 2008
Miss Kitty said
17:59 04/05 2008
Funny as hell.. poor rasta
Shottess said
18:06 04/05 2008
Freal B4L...tell yu bout sum likkle faas piccney enuh...
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the
newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "A Wha yuh 'ave undah de newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the Rasta replied, "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the Rastaman fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in Spanish Town Hospital in tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened.
The Rasta says, "Mi noh kno. I mon was lying on de beach,den dis likkle gal
asked me a question, den I mon....guess I mon mussah dozed off an next ting
I man know is I mon deh ya."
The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her
"What did you do to that naked Rasta?"
After a pause, the girl replied, " me neva do nutten to him? Nutten at all.
Mi did a play wid him bird an it spit pon me. So, mi bruk di neck, crack
di two egg dem, and set de nest pon fire!"